Zoe Zombie

Eating my brain since 1985.

IFHMFTICB 2

… I forgot how fun the internet can be Part 2. What does 120 calories look like? - A whole bunch of images of what 120 calories look like: just for you gym goers such as myself.

Top 69 Worst Porn Name Movies - because of course it has to be 69 names. With creative names like “dead men don’t wear rubbers” and “porn”, you’re bound to find some gems.

“Today” On wikipedia - the definition of the word “today” on this wikipedia entry will spin you out. WHAT?!

Unfortunate (Sexual) things about being a man - Women enjoy sex more than a man ever could and men can “fail” at sex. We can’t though cos we’re just vaginas.

8 Important Lessons learned from 80s Cartoons - Such as “Communism Works” from The Smurfs and “It’s Ok to be gay” from He-Man.

Japanese Smoking Manners Gallery - a bunch of images based around smoking and how it can kill people in Japan. They are not made up and they were not meant to be funny. But they are. ZING!

Search for songs using Google - You want one song right? Not the whole album. And you want it now. Well use google to find it for you!

Public Domain Films “Horror” - the films that are free for us to mutilate.  There are other genre’s too but the horror is extensive. And my favourite.

The DIY Giallo Generator - If you know what Giallo movies are then you will love this. Generate your film’s name and plot.

Pocket Mod “The Paper Organiser” - Sick of using your computer as your planner? Want to print out your week of activities and that’s it? Maybe you’re not good with diaries. You loser. Input your planner in this thing then print it out. A disposable paper Organiser. Please recycle.

This concludes Part 2. Stay tuned for more awesome shit by checking out my delicious bookmarks or subscribing to the feed here. 


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