Zoe Zombie

why, hello there.

Oh MAN have I been busy! Here’s the deal:
I got rid of nightmare client – thankfully. Look, I’m 25. 25 year-olds should NOT be getting white hairs yet, or unexplained chest pains. It’s just not right.
I have some sort of weird magazine addiction which consists of me trying to buy every issue of British [...]

tips for dealing with a nightmare client

I’ve been doing freelance web design + print design since I was 17. Maybe even 16. Who cares, I’m almost 25 and I can’t even remember back that far. But I’ve learned a few things and perhaps my knowledge can help other young designers out there.

If your client pulls out a “published” piece of work, [...]

I don’t want to be a cast member of 90210, but it seems like I have to be?

I was granted some valuable shopping dollars and time by Roger today. Which was very sweet and a (weekly) dream come true. I was ready to go and I thought that my allowance, if you will, was never going to be enough to cover what I wanted to buy. Some cute skirts, some shorts, tops, [...]

Why I don’t give a fuck about weddings.

I have not even been engaged for a week yet, and already people are having an opinion. Sure, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but telling us that we’re “wrong”, “mad”, “insane” among others for wanting to just go to Las Vegas and get hitched is bordering on rudeness.
Here’s the deal: I’ve never been [...]

it’s beginning to FEEL a lot like Christmas

My family used to go ALL out for Christmas. Ever since I was born, I would always look forward to lots of presents from them and the rest of my family. I was spoiled, yes. But before you think my family are a bunch of bible bashers – we’re not. We just buy into the [...]